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Yelandur Narayan Ravindra, known mononymously by his stage name Avinash, is an Indian actor who appears predominantly in Kannada and Tamil films. He has been working in films for more than three decades. Known for his authentic portrayal of complex characters and versatility, Avinash is one of the most sought actors in the supporting category.
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Annada Munsi, originally spelt Annada Munshi, was an Indian painter, designer, calligrapher, draughtsman and a noted figure of modern advertising in India. He is credited with demolishing British monopoly in the field of modern Indian advertising establishing Swadeshi culture instead. He is considered the undisputable Father of Commercial Art in India.
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