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Gulin County is a county in the south of Sichuan Province, China, bordering Guizhou province to the north, south, and east. It is under the administration of Luzhou city. The county covers 3,184 km2 (1,229 sq mi) with a population of 651,958 in 2020.
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Charles Corbett was an American Negro league pitcher in the 1920s.
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