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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}

{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}

{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}

{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}

{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}

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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}

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