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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}

{"fact":"Cats control the outer ear using 32 muscles; humans use 6","length":57}

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{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}

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{"fact":"A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.","length":86}

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{"fact":"Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites.","length":60}

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